nine days of brooklyn nine-nine day 3: favorite male character: Terry Jeffords
"He’s so strong but so gentle. He’s like an enormous, muscular Ellen DeGeneres."
"Otters have a skin flap that forms a pocket so they can keep their favorite rock with them. They use this rock to break open mollusks when eating. Some otters go their entire lives carrying the same rock!” source
Why the hell do you need an arrow that comes back to you after you
shoot it, Clint?
My mother is worried that I have mental problems, I found a book about teenage paranoid delusions during a routine search of my parent’s bedroom, after that I started slipping certain choice phrases into our conversation.